I saw you Quinns don’t get your panties in a twist
beautiful theme courtes(s)y of me (quibbs) and my gf (soolooxcoopter) hits us up yall
not after changing her theme wahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nice seeing yall bitches im outie
mannn you probly wont notice that i even took over for like forty more months either you’ll be 87 and eremincing upon the past and youll hop on tumblr and go shit that little bitch
motherfucker u got a nice dash
whiospers„ sammi i don t know how i logged in here but i logged in??? hahahhahah sucks for you yours truly, tess
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEE AHH IM EXCITED
goodbyeesweetie asked: SAMMI SAMMI OH MY GOSH I WENT TO MOE'S SOUTHWESTERN GRILL AND MR. THROCKMORTON WAS THERE AHHHNNGG IT WAS SO AWKWARD HE WAS WEARING A HOODIE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE OWNED A HOODIE GEEZ I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW TEACHERS ACTUALLY GO TO MOE'S I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE TEACHERS EVEN NEED TO EAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IT WAS SO AWKWARD I HID BEHIND A WALL BARRIER WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO SAMMI IT...
xsammicakesx: i asked my science teacher is she was made of gallium and yttrium and she looked at me really long and then i told her she was GaY and she started to laugh really hard and she told me that she would ask her husband that joke i was so proud of myself still my greatest acheivement
justaperfectevening: halloweennametypette: ...
i need a magical proofreader for this embarrassing thing that im writing any volunteers?
Dear Movie-Boys, im really sorry i ever made fun of you for writing love letters. this bullcockery is hard and painful. sincerely, a bitch that cant write love letters for shit
okay, okay i know what im doing im going to make a huge ass note and stuff about ooshy gushy stuff make homemade candy conversation hearts and give him a stuffed animal wow is that a good idea?? im all nervous and stuff./..sd,lfasdfj’ cries is this acceptable for valentines day??
my computer just tried to correct ‘brenten’ to ‘brentano’ im so fucking dONE
quibbs replied to your post: okay okay i figured out what im doing for… weeps softly i have no idea what im gonna do you no clue? why didnt you assssk meeee? i am the cheesy go-to person for stupid romancy stuff!
okay okay i figured out what im doing for brenten on valentines day omg
qoin replied to your post: nononoNONONOONONO THE YIFF POST IS COMING BACK… THIS IS YOUR FAULT CRIES INTO THE ABYSS
nononoNONONOONONO THE YIFF POST IS COMING BACK WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE FINDING THIS SHIT THAT IS NOT OKAY
i have a mysterious cut on my vajayjay and now it burns when i pee
qoin replied to your post: Qoin replied to your audio post: im laughing so… stares at u laughs into the pit
Qoin replied to your audio post: im laughing so hard plz sammi why IT NEEDED TO BE DONE
whispers but its so fun
there is a reason i dont sing omg i cant not make fun of myself i just suck so much omg
sirdeathemizel: do you ever draw something a million times above your usual skill level and it’s just like where the fuck did that come from
im laughing so hard plz
okay so you know that moment where youre like “wow im so cheesy” but then you have a reason to be cheesy and its like i knew it would be bad bUT WOW ITS REALLY REALLY BAD
wow the a team is such a sad song??? like how can you make a song about a crack whore so sad and beautiful and heartfelt???? why woULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?? ED SHEERAN. WHY.
i apologize to those i disappointed
So my math teacher was trying to motivate people to go the board to do math problems, and the incentive was a little cute smiling flower eraser and after a few seconds i was like “sure i got this” and I got up and she started to tease my about giving it to my boyfriend and this giant gasp of surprise erupted behind me. the entirety of the male population of the class just suddenly...
E%amine Me with Your Hands at Once: iguanamouth:... →
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: gtfoyourcomputer: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am…
janecrocker: laughinggaschamber: Things that make me fall asleep really fast. when someone hums quietly. when my hair gets played with. when someone whispers a story to me. when someone traces my skin. chloroform. #that escalated quickly
meetraspberry: asktheoakenshieldbros: bencumberbooty: An elf walked into a bar. The hobbit laughed and walked under it.
tates-striped-sweaters: bowleggedhunters: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts now billy’s being an idiot billy has no friends
boredsociopath: inoticeyoureanerdfighter: staaphles: chrismello: You hate labels? Well here’s two unmarked bottles One contains water, the other? hydrochloric acid! good luck #JOHNNY WAS A CHEMIST’S SON BUT JOHNNY IS NO MORE #WHAT JOHNNY THOUGHT WAS H2O WAS H2SO4 You hate labels?
I FIGURED OUT THE SECRET TO CONSTRUCTING HANDS AND FEET OMG DOEs anyone want to know??
unscheduledmakeouts: 2428miles: castiean: if you don’t watch supernatural, what are you doing with your life Probably being happy. you have a point
Deredere: I wonder if senpai will notice me if I make him bento today!
Tsundere: I-it's not like I want senpai to notice me or anything...! He isn't that cool anyway!
Yandere: Senpai! I removed your girlfriend who was in the way of our fated love. Will you notice me now? Why won't you notice me, senpai!?
Dandere: I don't think senpai would notice me anyway, so it doesn't matter...
Kuudere: I don't really care whether senpai notices me or not.
Himedere: If senpai wants me to notice him, he better kneel down and lick my shoes.
Thugdere: Senpai a bitch ass nigga anyway, thats why I stole that niggas wallet
shotasprite: gllt: its not what you thiNK I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS this is so beautiful that i’m crying