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Tess and I: We figure out the meaning to the universe

  • Me:

    fuq u

  • Tess:

    no fuq u

  • Tess:

    u nvr respond when i skype u

  • Me:

    das b/c im nvr able 2!!!1

  • Tess:

    but ur online!!!11111

  • Tess:

    u just dont answr

  • Tess:

    u hate me

  • Me:

    but moms a bitch

  • Me:

    i cant help it

  • Me:

    u just

  • Me:

    have 2

  • Me:

    understand

  • Tess:

    no i cant undrstnd

  • Tess:

    sammi

  • Tess:

    u dont get it

  • Tess:

    i love u

  • Tess:

    for 5ever~~~

  • Tess:

    and ur lack of response klls me

  • Tess:

    i am broken and dead inside

  • Me:

    u luv me fer 5ever???/

  • Tess:

    DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!

  • Tess:

    omg ur so dumb

The Zodiac Temperament

  • Capricorn:

    wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to

  • Aquarius:

    YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap

  • Pisces:

    I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.

  • Aries:

    WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?

  • Taurus:

    BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU

  • Gemini:

    Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--

  • Cancer:

    ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?

  • Leo:

    /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE

  • Virgo:

    how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...

  • Libra:

    Passively plotting your demise.

  • Scorpio:

    This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE

  • Sagittarius:

    I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!

  • Track Name

    We Didn't Start the Fire

  • Album

    Storm Front

  • Artist

    Billy Joel

the-vashta-nerada:

andrewbaggott:

Billy Joel - We Didn’t Start The Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, The King and I, The Catcher in the Rye, Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser, Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Perón, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock, Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, ElvisPresley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge on the River Kwai, Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California, Baseball, Starkweather homicides, Children of Thalidomide, Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia, Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go, U-2, Syngman Rhee, Payola, Kennedy, Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion, Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania, Ole’ Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away! What else do I have to say?

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, Punkrock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline, Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, Heavy metal suicide, Foreign debts, Homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz, Hypodermics on the shore, China’s under martial law, Rock-and-roller cola wars

Are you kidding me? This is perfection. 
Educate yourselves, buckos.  

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